They say “Rise and grind!” I took it seriously. Now I’m climbing a mountain of coffee at 6am, searching for motivation at the summit and hoping there is an easy way down. If greatness is waiting at the top, someone please deliver donuts (and good ones, not that cake bullshit). Pretty sure “grind” wasn’t meant to involve an actual caffeine overdose. Next time, just send the motivational meme—my ambition’s strong, but my follow-through isn’t. #RiseAndGrind #DadLife #fauxtavation
